Publications

International, Baby

Being a writer nowadays means being 10% writer, 90% marketer (give or take a percentage). I'm not a fan of that business model (I just want to write), but, well, you have to go with the flow. So when there's publishing news that potential readers might (or might not) be interested in, it's a writer's job to share it. Anyway, my two e-books The Silver Ring and Through the Guts of a Beggar are available at Amazon UK. Which means -- yes, that's right -- I have officially gone international. Both sides of the pond, booya! (Sorry, it's late, I just got done writing an introduction for a top secret project that I put off longer than I'd planned, and I need sleep badly.)

So yes, if you live in the UK, and you own a Kindle, and you don't mind spending a few pounds (translation: clams) for some fun reading, then you can check out The Silver Ring here, and Through the Guts of a Beggar here. That is all. Good night.

In The Land Of The BEST NEW ZOMBIE TALES

My story "In the Land of the Blind" (which won the Chizine contest, like, a decade ago) is reprinted in volume one of Best New Zombie Tales edited by James Roy Daley. Really, it's in there, as can be seen from the back of the book:

Yes, that's my name there, along with "Micro Award Finalist," which I guess is something special even though the Micro Awards are no more (three years is the normal longevity of an award, right?).

Anyhow, it's not your common zombie story. I like to call it a "non traditional" zombie story, because yes, the living dead are in it, but they do not eat humans. In fact, they're actually scared of humans. Here's a little bit from the opening:

Like everyone else he knew, Steven’s heart did not beat. Instead it lay dead in his chest, as docile as his brain and his lungs and his soul. So when he first heard the faint beating sound coming from outside his bedroom window, he didn’t know what to think.

He considered telling his parents. He’d been hearing the beating for almost a week now. Somewhere in the trees and bushes beyond their backyard. Its continuous thump-thumping sounded not outside of his head, but rather in.

When his friend Jimmy came over to the house one day, Steven took him out back.

“Do you hear that?”

“Hear what?”

“Nothing.”

If Jimmy couldn’t hear the beating, Steven knew his parents wouldn’t either. They’d just stare down at him with dead eyes and say, Oh Steven, don’t make things up. You know what will happen if you do.

He knew. It dealt with something only the zombies had, something called imagination. It was dangerous and evil and those who had it were hunted down and put out of their misery.

But one night the beating became too much for Steven. He snuck outside with a shovel — why the shovel, he didn’t know, except that he would need it — and followed the sound until he came to a spot beneath a willow tree. He placed his hand on the dirt where the thump-thumping was the loudest and felt the earth vibrating. He began to dig.

The anthology is available as an e-book (for $2.99 at Amazon and Smashwords) and as a trade paperback (for a slightly higher price at Amazon). I actually got my contributor's copies the other day and they're really nice. A thick book, too, over 300 pages (mostly because Ray Garton's story "Zombie Love" is about 100 pages long). Yes, the book is mostly filled with reprints, even though it's called Best New Zombie Tales. But hey, as they say, if you haven't read it yet, it's new to you.

Now, I have an extra copy here. Me thinks it's time for a new mini-contest. And here's how we're going to do it. In the comments section, write something that has to do with zombies. Your favorite zombie movie, book, video game, whatever. Or your least favorite zombie movie, book, video game, whatever. Or be creative and come up with a new mash-up. Whatever, as long as it has something to do with zombies. The deadline? Until ten people have entered. It could be a day, a week, a month, but when the tenth person has entered, I'll pick a random name and that person will get a free copy. Cool? Cool. Now I'm not great at farewells, so uh ... that'll do, pig.

Another Story About A Boy With Webbed Feet

The new issue of Writers' Bloc is live, featuring my story "Excerpts from the Journal of a Boy with Webbed Feet." I'd normally link directly to my story, but the great thing about Writers' Bloc is the unique layout for each of their issues, so I encourage you to check out the main page first (hint: the link to my story can be found at the bottom left). This story is actually a sequel of sorts to my very tiny story "A Select Scene From The Life Of A Boy With Webbed Feet" which appeared in Mud Luscious nearly two years ago. It's important to note because "Excerpts" makes a reference to the first story at some point.

Now enjoy this freaky picture of Ashton Kutcher's webbed toes.

Karma Of Chameleon

The July issue of PANK is now live, featuring stories by Rachel Adams, Stace Budzko, Sara Crowley, Alana Dakin, Tim Dicks, Whitey Erickson, Jen Gann, Kyle Minor, Ansley Moon, Gena Mowish, Johnsie Noel, Tia Prouhet, Laura Read, Keith Rosson, Chris Sheehan, Robert Anthony Siegel, Robb Todd, Brandi Wells, Bill Yarrow, and yours truly.

My story is called "The Chameleon Kid" and it's pretty weird. Not only can you read it, but you can also listen to me reading it (both links take you to the same page). Or, if you'd prefer to be a jerk and do neither, enjoy the video below.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEhXcEpajN0