The Silver Ring

Pre-Rapture Notes

Last week I mentioned how The Silver Ring had been downloaded almost 10,000 times. Well, seven days later, it's now been downloaded over 22,000 times. Again, what does it mean? Who knows. The numbers are slipping in the US Store (currently #106, plus a new review calling it "Better than mediocre..."!) while in the UK Store the novella still hangs steady at #11. But I have heard from a handful of readers who said that they did download the novella, liked it, and then checked out The Calling. Two even said they were really looking forward to The Serial Killer's Wife. So at least there's that. You have to start somewhere, right? Hopefully this is it.

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So this guy -- the president of the aptly named Family Radio -- says the Rapture will occur tomorrow, despite the fact he also claimed the same thing would happen on September 6, 1994. Here's what he said recently in regards to that little boo-boo:

"At that time there was a lot of the Bible I had not really researched very carefully. But now, we've had the chance to do just an enormous amount of additional study and God has given us outstanding proofs that it really is going to happen."

Except, of course, if they had really done their research well, they would have noticed a little verse in the Book of Matthew, chapter 24, which says:

"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."

Anywho, the most disturbing part of all of this is that some of these nutjobs want to euthanize their pets before tomorrow. Sad but true.

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Of course, if the Rapture doesn't happen tomorrow, then maybe the zombie apocalypse will. And because of this, I've lowered the price of The Dishonored Dead to 99 cents for a limited time on Amazon (US and UK) and Barnes & Noble. Get it before the zombies get you!

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Finally, with no thanks to Netflix, I've been watching through all the back episodes of Scrubs. I didn't realize I had already seen as many seasons as I apparently had. But I finally got to season six, a new season for me, which aired back in 2007. And think how pleasantly surprised I was when, during episode 124 entitled "His Story IV," which talks about the Iraq war, the janitor made a startling prediction.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXKLb1Y46s

That was four years ago, folks. Maybe these nutjobs should look to Sacred Heart's janitor for new outlook after tomorrow's faux pas.

The Power Of Free

9,370. That's how many times The Silver Ring has been downloaded so far at Amazon as of 3:27 a.m. When I mentioned, just two days ago, how Amazon had made the novella available for free on Kindle, I had said only 40 copies had been downloaded. What I didn't say was that I hoped it would at least make 1,000 downloads before the weekend. Instead, that happened by the next afternoon.

Like I said, when Amazon emailed me telling me what they had planned to do, I decided to make the most of the opportunity. I spiffed up the formatting, made sure to include excerpts from The Calling and The Serial Killer's Wife, my forthcoming thriller (speaking of which, Blake Crouch just sent me his introduction last night and, among other things, he calls the book "a scary, thrilling, page-turning, race-against-the-clock novel if ever there was one, with a true shocker of an ending"), and I even dropped eBookNewser a heads up as, during the week, they feature a free e-book of the day. I knew the chances were slim that they would feature The Silver Ring, but I figured it wouldn't hurt to at least try. And, well, it turned out they did feature it yesterday. And while I haven't had a chance to keep an eye on the sales ranking constantly, I did make sure to try to check at least once an hour to see how high the ranking would get. And here's where it basically ended up (the US Kindle store and the UK Kindle store, respectively):

For some reason it didn't come up, but The Silver Ring is also currently #1 in the UK's horror section. (Also, it's interesting how you don't have to sell as many copies in the UK Kindle store to reach a very high ranking, but I guess that's because Kindles are relatively new to the UK, not like they are here.)

But of course, despite these numbers, there really isn't much reason to get excited. I mean, sure, they're great numbers, but just how many of those who downloaded the novella are actually going to read it? I'd say a very small percentage. People love free, especially those with e-book readers. In fact, I've heard it speculated that many people who buy Kindles will first go to the top 100 and browse there and buy books and download the free books just to fill up their nifty new device. And it makes sense. After all, The Silver Ring has been holding steady for the past day. I'm sure at some point it will begin to fall and disappear completely. And I'm sure it will be read by a small percentage of those who downloaded it. But even if, say, 5% actually read it, that's close to 500 people (and I'm going based on the fact we're almost at 10,000 downloads; we could even assume that that number will grow and grow). Even if, say, 25% of those 500 people really dig the story enough to try more of my work, that could be something, at least a start.

I should mention that there is one refund for The Silver Ring right now. Which at first I thought was hilarious because who refunds a free book? In fact, I don't think you even can refund a free book. But then I remembered seeing a sale for The Silver Ring Wednesday night; I had been keeping an eye out for when the sales started to increase figuring that would alert me to when the book went free. But when I checked, I saw it was still 99 cents. Which means that was an actual sale. And then, maybe an hour later, more and more people began to download it as the price went to free. So I'm thinking that this person, whoever they are, saw that they had purchased a 99 cent e-book that was now available for free and so refunded it. No big deal. It happens. Amazon's policy is that you can return an e-book in the first seven days, which, if you think about it, means you can purchase an e-book, read it in the first six days, and then return it for your money back. Not quite the thing I would do, but you have those cheap bastards out there. I mean, my day job is in retail and you wouldn't believe the entitlement many customers think they deserve, such as they purchase a product a full price on Tuesday, it goes on sale Wednesday, and they think they now deserve the product at that sale price.

Anyway, the real question: has the insane number of downloads helped bring in sales for any of my other e-books? Well, I think it's too early to tell. After all, it's only been two days. You have to figure you need to give that 5% time to actually read the novella first. And I think there's a good chance even a bigger percentage will because of a few things:

  1. It's short, only 18,000 words long, as opposed to a massive-length novel.
  2. It has short chapters. Thirty chapters for a 18,000 word novella, making the average chapter length only 600 words. (It's a psychological thing, you know, that shorter chapters make you read faster; many people are able to read The Silver Ring in one sitting because the chapters are so short, but if it were a straight story with no chapter breaks, it would take your average reader much longer to read; in fact, they might not even bother in the first place. Sad but true.)
  3. The formatting is professional. It might be arrogant to say it, as I do my own formatting, but it's true, especially with so many shoddy formatted e-books out there.
  4. It's a fast, fun story. Is it great? Well, I'd like to think so, but I know it's not my strongest work. Hell, I originally wrote the thing in high school and only revised it a few years ago. So it is what it is. Still, I'm proud of how it turned out and very happy it has the chance to be read by so many people.

The time is now 3:59 a.m. and, checking again, The Silver Ring has now been downloaded 9,408 times. Again, you have to ask yourself what does it mean? The same argument applies to the whole sure-your-99-cent-e-book-is-selling-but-how-many-of-those-readers-are-actually-reading-it? At this point I think the same answer applies: a sale is a sale just as a download is a download. You think traditional publishers care if the books they sell are actually read? Of course not. They just want to make money. But then again, don't we all?

The Silver Ring Is A Kindle Freebie

First, let's get the important stuff out of the way.

My 18,000-word novella The Silver Ring is currently available as a free download at Amazon (US and UK). Normally 99 cents, now it is free. What's even better is that it includes, along with an excerpt from The Calling, a special sneak preview of my upcoming thriller The Serial Killer's Wife.

That's right, the first four chapters of The Serial Killer's Wife is included in this free download of The Silver Ring.

So what are you waiting for? Even if you downloaded it before, download it again!

Why, you might ask, is it free? After all, only publishers can make e-books free on Kindle, so how did I do it?

Well, yeah, that's the thing -- I'm not 100% sure. My guess is that, years ago, when I originally uploaded the novella to Smashwords, I made it available for free. It then was distributed into the Kobo store where it's been free ever since, even though I had long ago changed the price to 99 cents. It had come to my attention that Kobo still had it available for free, and I had even notified Smashwords but had heard nothing. So my best guess is that somehow Amazon caught wind of it and decided to match the price. I got an email the other night telling me that they were changing my price to free and that there was really nothing I could do about it (okay, the last part isn't quite true, but it was between the lines).

At first I thought: Huh?

And then I thought: This is great!

I already had an excerpt from The Calling included with The Silver Ring. After all, they're both essentially young adult thrillers with supernatural elements so it made sense. But then I thought about my newest novel, The Serial Killer's Wife, which I plan to release shortly. And I realized that this was an opportunity to really help spread the word about not only one novel, but two. After all, novels are where you really make money (or at least where I really make money), so it was a no-brainer. Of course, there's no guarantee that everyone who downloads The Silver Ring for free will actually read it (many people just download free books for the hell of it), but even if a small percentage reads it (and I think it helps that it's 18,000 words long and really fast-paced) then, who knows, maybe they'll want to take a chance on one of my novels. It's like what most writers hope for with their 99 cent books but here I'm able to do the same with a free book.

How long will Amazon keep The Silver Ring free? Who knows. It could be a few days or weeks or months. It could even be a year. But I'm not upset. After all, at 99 cents I'm only making a 35 cent profit. Last month I only sold 9 units. So far this month I've "sold" 40 units, and those have only been in the past few hours. I get no money from these "sales," but that's okay. Sometimes free exposure really does pay off in the end. Here's hoping.

Me On eBay

It came to my attention tonight that someone is selling The Silver Ring on eBay. This isn't the first time I've been eBayed, but, I don't know, I find it strange that anybody would buy an e-book off eBay. Then again, you can practically find anything on eBay, so I guess I really shouldn't find it strange at all. And it's not just an e-book in the way we (or I should say I) think of e-books; this person is just selling the PDF. My point? Well, if you really want to read The Silver Ring in PDF form, you can easily do so by paying with a tweet or Facebook via the badge below (so essentially it's free). That is all.

International, Baby

Being a writer nowadays means being 10% writer, 90% marketer (give or take a percentage). I'm not a fan of that business model (I just want to write), but, well, you have to go with the flow. So when there's publishing news that potential readers might (or might not) be interested in, it's a writer's job to share it. Anyway, my two e-books The Silver Ring and Through the Guts of a Beggar are available at Amazon UK. Which means -- yes, that's right -- I have officially gone international. Both sides of the pond, booya! (Sorry, it's late, I just got done writing an introduction for a top secret project that I put off longer than I'd planned, and I need sleep badly.)

So yes, if you live in the UK, and you own a Kindle, and you don't mind spending a few pounds (translation: clams) for some fun reading, then you can check out The Silver Ring here, and Through the Guts of a Beggar here. That is all. Good night.